The first is the end of the world as predicted by Harold Camping - US Christian radio guru. This is the second attempt at predicting judgment day for the 89 year old, but undeterred by the embarrassing lack of action back in 1994, he is going for broke this weekend, predicting a world-wide earthquake, followed by the rapture as all true Christians fly up into the sky to meet the Lord.
The second event is Bob Dylan's 70th Birthday - who would have ever thought that he would make it this far? Mind you, if Harold Camping is right, he won't - because his birthday isn't til Tuesday.
But if we all make it to Tuesday intact, this is the song I will celebrate his birthday with. It's from the infamous 'Slow Train Coming' album back in 1979, when he sang and wrote about his new-found Christian faith in the same uncompromising way in which he wrote protest songs.
It's the last song on the album, and is suitably titled, 'When he Returns' (click to listen on Grooveshark)
The last verse says it all...
Of every earthly plan that be known to man, He is unconcernedAmen Bob - and Happy Birthday!
He’s got plans of His own to set up His throne
When He returns
(Full lyrics are available here)
(Video's are hard to come by for this 1979 song so but if you don't mind the blurred image, give this one a go...)